i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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