Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
barbara walters just said penis...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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