I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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