that's an acceptable place to lick
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
