Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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