Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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