I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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