I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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