he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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