so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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