you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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