I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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