I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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