he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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