I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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