Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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