Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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