what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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