I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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