He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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