what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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