Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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