Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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