Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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