found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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