I'm gonna have a badass scar
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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