i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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