I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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