drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
im on a boat
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