And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Are we still banned from the library?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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