Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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