If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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