i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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