i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I would ride that face into the sunset
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