PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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