you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
