i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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