Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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