I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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