i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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