hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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