You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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