but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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