Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i think my cat just said my name.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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