oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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