I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We just shotgunned beers for America
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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