And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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