Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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