it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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