I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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